Since we took off in January for personal reasons, here are the stories we were going to cover in January, but then didn’t because… life happens. Mental health is important! Don’t forget to take care of yourself, because you are worth it!
Don’t call it a comeback just yet, but the path to Hollywood redemption for Nicholas Cage may go through Louisa, KY. Rumors abounded through town after Nicholas Cage was seen practicing lines in the lobby of the Best Western before getting thrown out for loitering.
It’s over everybody! We had a good run. Time to face the music. We’ve got Witches. They’re everywhere. It’s too late. There’s nothing we can do about it. Say your prayers and hold your family close… unless they’re Witches, of course.
The Lawrence County Garage has come under scrutiny after serious accusations arose at their annual Christmas Party.
As a part of an early Black Friday sale, The Big Sandy Lazer and its Board of Directors bought the LevisaLazer.com in a steal of a deal that is sure to shake-up the online media landscape of the greatest small town in Kentucky.
The Lawrence County Tourism Commission is in final negotiations to bring the cruise industry to Lawrence County.
Area Readdiciton Conglomerate (ARC) is claiming it was the victim of voter fraud in this past Tuesday’s County and City-wide election after several key candidates they backed were defeated in general election races.
This past Tuesday evening, Mrs. Marge Thompson, 76, of Martha, KY was leaving the post office located in downtown Louisa when she was startled to see what appeared to be the specter of former Supreme Court Chief Justice Fred M. Vinson floating up from the Dee’s Drive Inn Bathroom. This is the second such haunting Mrs. Thompson has seen in the past year, the first being of D&J Tobacco in April.
During the most recent City Council meeting, Fort Gay, WV Mayor Jolene McCoy introduced a controversial motion to formally annex the Point Section from Louisa, KY. The annexation is viewed as illegal by several surrounding towns and counties, but is expected to be supported by the Fort Gay City Council at a special meeting later this week.
The Louisa Starz & Stripez set a Guinness World Record this past Friday after the death of Loretta Lynn. The World Record set was for having “The Most Consecutive Unique Drunk Karaoke Renditions of Coal Miner’s Daughter.” Which is an oddly specific World Record to exist.
In a criminal justice system designed for him to thrive, a white Republican lawyer from Louisa, KY really made love to the pooch when he found himself getting sentenced to serve time in a federal prison this past Tuesday.
An executive for Area Readdiction Conglomerate (ARC) was abruptly fired from his position this past week after signs of misdeeds came under surveillance.
A Louisa woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, named Brenda Hamilton has correctly figured out how to navigate the intersection red light of Madison Street and KY-2565/Old US Highway 23.
An inmate slated for execution has his execution delayed by federal judge in order to grant his last meal request.
The Vioganni’s renovation accidentally led to the destruction of UNESCO protected cultural relics thought to be original to the town of Louisa.
Top Secret papers leading to the identity of Riverbanksy found in the raid on Mar-a-Lago. Several foreign nations have interest in unmasking this American and Louisa Hero.
Sandals Resorts International is looking to acquire Fallsburg Falls Campground in order to create a new type of luxury resort by combining all-inclusive luxury amenities and the homespun delights of Colonial Williamsburg.
Legendary Yatesville Lake monster, known as the Serpent of Blaine Creek, Yatesville Devil Eel, and Old Mombasa was spotted by lake-goers this past weekend.
Smitty’s Carryout and Tobacco new hires are making a splash up and down the Big Sandy River. Also they have new ice cream flavors.
Local online newspaper, the La Visor Laser, which is Louisa’s only online newspaper source ran by non-native English speakers wins July 4th Crow Eating Contest.
Three Rivers Medical Center saw a 400% rise in cardiovascular events following the massively successful Bicentennial Burger Week.
Area Readdiction Conglomerate is in talks to buy the old Louisa Coca-Cola Bottling Plant. Future plans include restarting the plant to produce new Super Coke Classic.
Candidates for Louisa City Council range from veterans on the council to several first-time candidates who are members of the newly formed Flip & Flop Diamond Party.
County Judge Executive Candidate Wendell Hardin was pleased to find out he won his primary last week, but surprised to find out he was registered on the Democratic ticket.
Local law enforcement and Baskin Robbins vow to increase security patrol and ice cream with almonds at the Birdhouse after out-of-towner causes disturbance by calling it “a castle.”
First States Bank of Louisa, KY was briefly under siege as employees still loyal to Inez Deposit Bank attempted a mutiny on the current bank management.
County Judge Executive, Bill Gardner, is upset that a woman is librarian and has access to taxpayer company. County Judge Executive launches all out attack to bully her back into the kitchen.
Local Woman reports seeing ghost of Fred M. Vinson, formerly of the Louisa Jail and United States Supreme Court, waiting in drive thru at D&J Tobacco Inc.
Lawrence County Coroner Candidate was legally declared dead by his opponent, who is the current Lawrence County Coroner. County Judge Executive says it's a gray area and forms committee to look into declaring his primary opponent legally dead.