Here are The Big Sandy Lazer’s tips for decorating your Christmas Tree this season to give it a little extra-special twinkle.
The potential for Lawrence County to have its very own local airport has taken another step towards reality. The Louisa Rotary Club has contracted Eastek Engineering to survey several plots of land as potential sites for a future Lawrence County Regional Airport.
One of Louisa’s newest restaurants came out of the closet this past weekend by hosting the closest thing this town has seen to a debate between political candidates. Louisa Starz and Stripez hosted what is sure to become an election tradition when they held a Charity Drag Brunch featuring most of the candidates up for election in city and county races.
This past Tuesday, the Lawrence County Public Library (LCPL) saw a rush that hasn’t been seen since pre-pandemic Black Friday, as its patrons frantically clamored over one another to secure a computer for the day’s coveted Amazon Prime Day Sales.
No one BS’s like the BS Lazer… and that is a certifiable fact, as long as you don’t google it and realize it’s false.
What does it mean to be the “Hottest Church Sign”? Is it the sign that has the brightest backlighting? The sign that has the sexiest slogan? Or is it the sign that reminds us the most fervently of the eternal flames of damnation and torture that await those who cross an ever-compassionate and all-loving God? Short answer, is it’s a little bit of all of those things.
The Septemberfest Committee is pleased to announce a return of its famed driver, with additional safety precautions in place.
Undeterred by enlarged prostates, several prominent middle-aged men in the community participated in a pissing contest at Lawrence County Fair.
The Lazer is like super-duper legit. Completely world class. Like totally the best. That photo is totally not photoshopped either. Super-duper real photo.
Inspired by the success of the Amber Heard v. Johnny Depp Trial, the Hillside Haulers present their newest youth ensemble production.
The Lawrence County Tourism Commission’s 200-year wait is finally over, as they launch Lawrence County’s Bicentennial Burger Week. Several former restaurants, like Hinkle’s and Rio Verde, are reopening their doors to compete for the grand prize.
Several members of the city council and community members who spoke at last week’s city council meeting stated they were afraid their town was considered too friendly to the LGBTQ+ community.
The Lawrence County Public Library has been accepting donations, which will then be distributed to the Lawrence County Schools Family Resource Centers, and it does not sit right with us.
From fast food to fast money, the Big Sandy Lazer releases its annual summer list of the Sexiest Drive-Thrus in Lawrence County, KY. You simply cannot pass up these tantalizing lanes.
Recently Unincorporated community Blaine will be having a public forum to discuss returning Blaine Elementary School to a 1 Room Schoolhouse. Possible renaming to Bill Cheek Memorial School House also on the agenda. Date TBA.
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Ghost of Fred M. Vinson Seen Haunting D&J Tobacco
Local Woman reports seeing ghost of Fred M. Vinson, formerly of the Louisa Jail and United States Supreme Court, waiting in drive thru at D&J Tobacco Inc.
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New Pickle Ball Courts Rumored To Have Been Built As A Massive Cover Up
County Judge Executive and Fiscal Court deny allegations of burying Blue Tongue Infected Deer that started outbreak underneath of newly built community Pickle Ball courts.
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ANIMAL CONTROL MOST WANTED ANIMAL
The older Dr. Fester, DMD is offering a reward of free teeth cleanings and x-rays for the successful capture, dead or alive, of Rufus the Raccoon who is terrorizing his garden.