Summer 2022
Sexiest Drive-Thru
of Louisa, KY
By: Brooke Meadows
Date: May 2022
#1- Taco Bell
One of the newest drive-thrus in town reminds us of what a renovation can do. This drive thru screams there is no escape, and, frankly, we are into it. The TB drive-thru workers consistently have the warmest voices and friendliest banter. Sure, you may occasionally find an item or two missing from your order, but sometimes you may get a free Mountain Dew Baja Blast freeze. That’s a risk we are willing to take. The TB drive-thru always keeps things spicy and it makes us want to hop back in line for another round.
#2- McDonald’s
We hate to be cliché, but the McDonald’s drive-thru may be the most dangerous drive-thru… and danger can be sexy. With two ordering stations and only one lane to pay and pick up, you’ll be guaranteed to find yourself in a race against the car next to you to see who can order quickest. At the very least you’ll find yourself in a will-they-won’t-they situation with the car beside you, which can lead to some situations not suitable for children.
#3- Kentucky Farmer’s Bank
It’s no secret that money talks and this bank drive-thru is whispering sweet nothings into our ear, mostly because our bank account is close to zero. Still, this multi-laned beauty has something everyone can enjoy, from friendly faces to that cool little tube delivery system. You know you could go inside the bank, but why? You can enjoy this sleek sexy drive-thru solo or with friends, which either makes it weirder or hotter, but that’s up to you.
Honorable Mentions:
BP Car Wash – Come on in, the water is fine.
KFC – Chicken… Chicken… Chicken… which combo are you pickin’?
Walgreen’s Pharmacy – So close you can watch the action at Kentucky Farmer’s Bank.
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