Lawrence County Animal Control’s
Top 5 Most Wanted Animal List
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#1 - Rufus the Raccoon
Wanted for Terrorizing Dr. Fester, DMD and his award winning garden. Rufus has a history of targeting several prize tomato plants, and not brushing his teeth after eating.
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#2 - Sirius the Shark
Shark that exist in the city pool only when you are swimming in it.
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#3 - The Yatesville Beaver Gang
Rumored to have a safe house located on the Eagle Ridge Golf Course. This band of three beavers are endangering the tributaries leading to Yatesville Lake.
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#4 - Bob the Mule
Bob the Mule is accused of impersonating several members of the fiscal court and actually casting several key votes. He has eluded authorities at the meetings because he so closely resembles a Jack-Ass.
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#5 - Derek the Bunny Rabbit
Derek the Bunny Rabbit is wanted for several thousand dollars worth of unpaid child support. Authorities are moving slow on the case, but are confident their deliberate pace will catch this hare out of place.