The BS Lazer named Louisa’s first reliable online only news source
This is totally a super-duper legit and not photoshopped picture.
By: Brooke Meadows, Community Reporter
Date: October 6, 2022
According to a national survey done in Pakistan, The Big Sandy Lazer is Louisa’s first reliable online only news source. The survey was done by a super reliable company called SooperReelKompany, and we totally didn’t pay them to say this really cool thing about our site. The BS Lazer is also the first online newspaper in the area to be accepted as a full member of the Kentucky Parody Associaton (KPA), and not a dumb associate member like the La Visor Laser. (Please don’t google that, just take our word for that. We would never make a claim that could so easily be googled and found out to be false.)
The BS Lazer is a family friendly online news source, and you can feel safe letting your children peruse our site. We have made a name for ourselves by sticking to a very rigid and strict ethical code that guides our journalistic and comedic integrity. We also have a policy that we only allow family friendly advertisements on this website. Unlike the La Visor Laser which features many advertisements with names like “20 of the naughtiest wedding pics” or “Most Naughty pics ever caught on Drone.”
The BS Lazer, while mainly focused on parody, strives to provide grieving families with the utmost respect, as well as the deft touch they deserve. Unlike The La Visor Laser, you can trust that if you send us your loved ones’ obituary to post on our website, we will at the very least spell our own name correctly on our own obituary page. If you can’t trust us to spell our own name correctly, how could you trust us to show your loved ones the respect and honor they deserve?
The La Visor Laser, Louisa’s only online newspaper ran by non-native English speakers, may not understand it really is the little details that let you know whether the publication is a complete farce or clever parody.
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